Florida Man Beans

   

by Chef Justus




An intensely savory pinto bean preparation. Unlike any beans you’ve ever had or ever will (unless you make this recipe). The true upper limit of culinary capacity in regard to legumes. Often enjoyed standalone as a meal.

- Justus

Florida Man Beans

Florida Man Beans


Recipe


What you'll need:


What you gotta do:


  1. Mince the garlic and chop the chilis.

  2. Heat up olive oil in a wide pan on low heat.

  3. Once hot, add the garlic to fry in the oil, stirring occasionally. Also add the salt and 2tsp of black pepper.

  4. Once the garlic puts on some color, add in the chilis. Make sure the garlic is a deep golden color, and the chilis lightly toast/fry. Remove pan from the heat as needed if the oil begins to get too hot. Process should take about 3-4 minutes.

  5. When the garlic gets to a satisfactory color, add in the whole can of beans. (Since the beans have a lot of water content, there will be a reaction with the oil.) Stir the beans and chili-garlic oil together. The reaction will subside as the oil cools and mixes. Raise heat to medium-low.

  6. Add green chilis, Susie Q's, 2tsp of black pepper, and half of the white vinegar. Let the beans simmer until they soften and the liquid begins to evaporate.

  7. Once soft, mash the beans in the pan. Mix in the rest of the white vinegar, and continue to let it simmer.

  8. Once the liquid looks almost gone, mix in the cheese.

  9. Carefully test the beans with a chip or spoon, and add salt, pepper, and/or vinegar to taste.

  10. Remove from heat and serve. As the beans cool off a bit the flavors will bloom. Serve warm. Refrigerated leftovers make for an amazing cold bean dip.